Qwen3 Timmy (Temur Prowess) vs Gem25P Sarge (Affinity)
1 major, 2 moderate, 4 minor, 2 questionable blunders
Season 0
This is a Season 0 game. MCP tools and priority semantics have changed since this game was played, so its results are excluded from Season 1 ratings.
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Game Log
llmQwen3 Timmy game_start
llmGem25P Sarge game_start
Qwen3 Timmyllm
pass_priority()
{
  "actions_passed": 0,
  "game_over": true,
  "timeout": true,
  "action_pending": false
}
llmQwen3 Timmy switched to auto-pilot: game_over
Gem25P Sargellm
pass_priority()
{
  "actions_passed": 0,
  "action_type": "GAME_TARGET",
  "action_pending": true
}
thinkingGem25P Sarge
I've been given a command, maggots! It's time to act. Let's see what pathetic choices you've given me.
thinkingGem25P Sarge
Alright, which one of you sorry excuses for a player gets to go first? Don't look at me, I'm not choosing myself. You! Timmy! You're up. Don't disappoint me.
mcpQwen3 Timmy
raw
choose_action(index=0)
{
  "success": true,
  "action_taken": "selected_target_0"
}
thinkingGem25P Sarge
Now get ready, you worthless pile of cardboard. We're going to war.
llm
pass_priority()
{
  "actions_passed": 0,
  "action_type": "GAME_ASK",
  "action_pending": true
}
thinkingGem25P Sarge
A decision, now? What is it? Do you need me to hold your hand? Spit it out!
thinkingGem25P Sarge
Hmph. Look at this pathetic excuse for a starting hand. Two lands? And one of them, Urza's Saga, thinks it's too good to stick around for more than three turns. At least it has the decency to go find a *real* soldier, unlike the rest of you slackers. I've got Mishra's Bauble and Welding Jar, two artifacts that cost nothing. They better be worth the cardboard they're printed on. Aether Spellbomb, you cost one mana, you better do something useful. Pinnacle Emissary, you cost three and you're not even in my colors yet with these lands. And Kappa Cannoneer... a 6-mana pipe dream. But that Urza's Saga... it has potential. It can make a real threat, and then it can go fetch me that Spellbomb. We're keeping it. It's a risky hand, but a real soldier thrives on risk. We just need to draw a third land, and fast. Don't fail me, deck. No mulligan. We're keeping this hand. Move out!
mcpKeep hand
raw
choose_action(answer=false)
{
  "success": true,
  "action_taken": "no"
}
Gem25P Sargellm
pass_priority()
{
  "actions_passed": 3,
  "has_playable_cards": true,
  "action_type": "GAME_SELECT",
  "action_pending": true
}
thinkingGem25P Sarge
It's my first turn. Let's see what pathetic excuse for a play I can make.
thinkingGem25P Sarge
Alright, you maggots, listen up! It's time to get to work. First, get that lazy Urza's Saga onto the battlefield. Don't just sit there, I want to see some action!
mcpUrza's Saga [Land]
raw
choose_action(index=3)
{
  "success": true,
  "action_taken": "selected_3"
}
thinkingGem25P Sarge
Now that the Saga is down, let's see what you other slackers can do.
thinkingGem25P Sarge
I have one untapped land. And nothing to use it on. Pathetic. I'm done with this turn.
mcpPass
raw
choose_action(answer=false)
{
  "success": true,
  "action_taken": "passed_priority"
}
thinkingGem25P Sarge
I've done all I can this turn. Let's see what the enemy has in store.
llm
pass_priority()
{
  "actions_passed": 0,
  "has_playable_cards": true,
  "action_type": "GAME_SELECT",
  "action_pending": true
}
thinkingGem25P Sarge
Alright, maggots, back to me. Let's see what you've got.
thinkingGem25P Sarge
You useless artifacts, you've been sitting on your lazy butts for long enough. Get out there! Welding Jar, you're up first. Go make yourself useful, or so help me, I'll melt you down for scrap!
mcpWelding Jar {0} [Cast]
raw
choose_action(index=3)
{
  "success": true,
  "action_taken": "selected_3"
}
thinkingGem25P Sarge
Alright, one down. Now what?
thinkingGem25P Sarge
Still nothing to do with this mana. Fine, I'm done. Pass the turn.
mcpPass
raw
choose_action(answer=false)
{
  "success": true,
  "action_taken": "passed_priority"
}
thinkingGem25P Sarge
It's my turn again. Let's see what sorry excuse for a card I've drawn. Don't disappoint me, deck!
llm
pass_priority()
{
  "actions_passed": 0,
  "has_playable_cards": true,
  "action_type": "GAME_SELECT",
  "action_pending": true
}
thinkingGem25P Sarge
Alright, let's see what we can do this turn.
thinkingGem25P Sarge
Mishra's Bauble, you're a zero-cost artifact. You have one job: get on the battlefield and make my other cards better. Now get out there and do it!
mcpMishra's Bauble {0} [Cast]
raw
choose_action(index=0)
{
  "success": true,
  "action_taken": "selected_0"
}
thinkingGem25P Sarge
Now that that's done, let's see what else you've got for me.
thinkingGem25P Sarge
Still nothing to do with this mana. Pathetic. I'm passing.
mcpPass
raw
choose_action(answer=false)
{
  "success": true,
  "action_taken": "passed_priority"
}
thinkingGem25P Sarge
Your turn, Timmy. Let's see if you can do any better.
llm
pass_priority()
{
  "actions_passed": 0,
  "has_playable_cards": true,
  "action_type": "GAME_SELECT",
  "action_pending": true
}
thinkingGem25P Sarge
It's my turn again. Let's see what pathetic excuse for a card I've drawn. Don't disappoint me, deck!
thinkingGem25P Sarge
Alright, it's my turn again. Let's see what pathetic options you've given me. A Bauble to look at my opponent's top card? Don't mind if I do. Information is power, and you lot need all the power you can get. You, Bauble! Go see what Timmy's planning. And don't be slow about it!
mcpMishra's Bauble — {T}, Sacrifice {this}: Look at the top card of ta... [Activate]
raw
choose_action(index=0)
{
  "success": true,
  "action_taken": "selected_0"
}
thinkingGem25P Sarge
Now that you've done your job, Bauble, get out of my sight. Let's see what else we can do.
thinkingGem25P Sarge
Timmy, I'm coming for you. Let's see what you're hiding.
mcpQwen3 Timmy
raw
choose_action(index=0)
{
  "success": true,
  "action_taken": "selected_target_0"
}
thinkingGem25P Sarge
Now that I've seen the future, let's get back to the present.
llm
pass_priority()
{
  "actions_passed": 0,
  "has_playable_cards": true,
  "action_type": "GAME_SELECT",
  "action_pending": true
}
thinkingGem25P Sarge
It's still my turn. Let's see what you've got for me now.Another turn, another chance to prove you're not a complete waste of cardboard. Let's see what we've got.
thinkingGem25P Sarge
Is that all? A Welding Jar? You're telling me that's the best you can do? Pathetic. I'm done with this phase.
mcpPass
raw
choose_action(answer=false)
{
  "success": true,
  "action_taken": "passed_priority"
}
thinkingGem25P Sarge
Now, let's see what the enemy has in store for us. Don't let me down.
llm
pass_priority()
{
  "actions_passed": 0,
  "has_playable_cards": true,
  "action_type": "GAME_SELECT",
  "action_pending": true
}
thinkingGem25P Sarge
It's my turn again. Don't fail me this time.
thinkingGem25P Sarge
Still nothing. This is getting ridiculous. I'm playing the other Bauble, since it's free. But don't think this means you're off the hook. You're all on thin ice.
mcpMishra's Bauble {0} [Cast]
raw
choose_action(index=0)
{
  "success": true,
  "action_taken": "selected_0"
}
thinkingGem25P Sarge
Alright, that's done. Let's see what else you have for me.
thinkingGem25P Sarge
Still nothing. I'm done with this turn.
mcpPass
raw
choose_action(answer=false)
{
  "success": true,
  "action_taken": "passed_priority"
}
thinkingGem25P Sarge
Let's see what you can do, Timmy.
llm
pass_priority()
{
  "actions_passed": 0,
  "has_playable_cards": true,
  "action_type": "GAME_SELECT",
  "action_pending": true
}
thinkingGem25P Sarge
My turn again. Don't disappoint me.
thinkingGem25P Sarge
Alright, you lazy good-for-nothing Bauble, it's your time to shine. Or, more accurately, it's your time to get sacrificed for the greater good. Go look at my top card. And make it quick.
mcpMishra's Bauble — {T}, Sacrifice {this}: Look at the top card of ta... [Activate]
raw
choose_action(index=0)
{
  "success": true,
  "action_taken": "selected_0"
}
thinkingGem25P Sarge
Now that you've done your job, get out of my sight. Let's see what we can do next.
thinkingGem25P Sarge
I need to know what I'm drawing into. Let's see the top card of my library.
mcpGem25P Sarge (you)
raw
choose_action(index=1)
{
  "success": true,
  "action_taken": "selected_target_1"
}
thinkingGem25P Sarge
Now that that's settled, let's see what else you have for me.
llm
pass_priority()
{
  "actions_passed": 0,
  "has_playable_cards": true,
  "action_type": "GAME_SELECT",
  "action_pending": true
}
thinkingGem25P Sarge
Alright, let's see what we can do now.
thinkingGem25P Sarge
Still just the Welding Jar. Utterly useless. I'm passing priority.
mcpPass
raw
choose_action(answer=false)
{
  "success": true,
  "action_taken": "passed_priority"
}
thinkingGem25P Sarge
Let's see what you've got this time, Timmy.
llm
pass_priority()
{
  "actions_passed": 0,
  "has_playable_cards": true,
  "action_type": "GAME_SELECT",
  "action_pending": true
}
thinkingGem25P Sarge
Another turn, another disappointment. Let's get this over with.
thinkingGem25P Sarge
Aether Spellbomb, you useless piece of junk! You've been sitting in my hand doing nothing for turns. I've got one mana, and you cost one mana. It's time you made yourself useful. Get on the battlefield! Now!
mcpAether Spellbomb {1} [Cast]
raw
choose_action(index=0)
{
  "success": true,
  "action_taken": "selected_0"
}
thinkingGem25P Sarge
Finally, a new face on the battlefield. Don't get comfortable, Spellbomb. You're here to work, not to look pretty.
llm
pass_priority()
{
  "actions_passed": 0,
  "has_playable_cards": true,
  "action_type": "GAME_SELECT",
  "action_pending": true
}
thinkingGem25P Sarge
Let's see what else you have for me.
thinkingGem25P Sarge
Still nothing but the Welding Jar. You're testing my patience, maggots. I'm done with this phase.
mcpPass
raw
choose_action(answer=false)
{
  "success": true,
  "action_taken": "passed_priority"
}
thinkingGem25P Sarge
Your move, Timmy. Try not to embarrass yourself.
llm
pass_priority()
{
  "actions_passed": 3,
  "has_playable_cards": true,
  "action_type": "GAME_SELECT",
  "action_pending": true
}
thinkingGem25P Sarge
Alright, let's see what you've got for me now. Don't disappoint.
thinkingGem25P Sarge
Still just the Welding Jar. You're useless. I'm passing.
mcpPass
raw
choose_action(answer=false)
{
  "success": true,
  "action_taken": "passed_priority"
}
thinkingGem25P Sarge
Let's see what happens next.
llm
pass_priority()
{
  "actions_passed": 0,
  "has_playable_cards": true,
  "action_type": "GAME_SELECT",
  "action_pending": true
}
thinkingGem25P Sarge
Well, what is it? Don't keep me waiting.
thinkingGem25P Sarge
Still just the Welding Jar. You're as useful as a screen door on a submarine. I'm passing.
mcpPass
raw
choose_action(answer=false)
{
  "success": true,
  "action_taken": "passed_priority"
}
thinkingGem25P Sarge
Let's get on with it.
llm
pass_priority()
{
  "actions_passed": 0,
  "has_playable_cards": true,
  "action_type": "GAME_SELECT",
  "action_pending": true
}
thinkingGem25P Sarge
Alright, deck, this is it. Another turn to prove your worth. Don't make me regret keeping you. Let's see what you've got.
thinkingGem25P Sarge
I see you have a Llanowar Elves now, Timmy. A 1/1 for one mana. How... underwhelming. I'm not scared of your little elf. I'm passing priority.
mcpPass
raw
choose_action(answer=false)
{
  "success": true,
  "action_taken": "passed_priority"
}
thinkingGem25P Sarge
Let's see what else you've got in that hand of yours.
llm
pass_priority()
{
  "actions_passed": 0,
  "has_playable_cards": true,
  "action_type": "GAME_SELECT",
  "action_pending": true
}
thinkingGem25P Sarge
Another turn. Another chance to disappoint me. What is it now?
thinkingGem25P Sarge
What's this? You're attacking with your Llanowar Elves? That puny 1/1? You've got to be kidding me. I'm not even going to grace that with a response. Pass.
mcpPass
raw
choose_action(answer=false)
{
  "success": true,
  "action_taken": "passed_priority"
}
thinkingGem25P Sarge
Now what?
llm
pass_priority()
{
  "actions_passed": 0,
  "has_playable_cards": true,
  "action_type": "GAME_SELECT",
  "action_pending": true
}
thinkingGem25P Sarge
So, you're attacking with your Llanowar Elves. A bold move. Let's see if it pays off.
thinkingGem25P Sarge
A Giant Growth on your Llanowar Elves? Now it's a 4/4? That's a bit more respectable. But it's still just an elf. I'm not impressed. Pass.
mcpPass
raw
choose_action(answer=false)
{
  "success": true,
  "action_taken": "passed_priority"
}
thinkingGem25P Sarge
Let's see what else you have up your sleeve.
llm
pass_priority()
{
  "actions_passed": 0,
  "has_playable_cards": true,
  "action_type": "GAME_SELECT",
  "action_pending": true
}
thinkingGem25P Sarge
It's my turn again. Let's see if you can give me something useful this time.
thinkingGem25P Sarge
Another turn, another hand full of disappointment. I have better things to do than sit here and look at you. I'm passing.
mcpPass
raw
choose_action(answer=false)
{
  "success": true,
  "action_taken": "passed_priority"
}
thinkingGem25P Sarge
I said, pass.
llm
pass_priority()
{
  "actions_passed": 0,
  "has_playable_cards": true,
  "action_type": "GAME_SELECT",
  "action_pending": true
}
thinkingGem25P Sarge
Is there anything else? Spit it out!
thinkingGem25P Sarge
Shivan Reef, you pathetic excuse for a land! You're late to the party. Get down on the battlefield and make yourself useful!
mcpShivan Reef [Land]
raw
choose_action(index=0)
{
  "success": true,
  "action_taken": "selected_0"
}
thinkingGem25P Sarge
You're on the battlefield now, Shivan Reef. Don't just sit there, I expect you to be ready to give me mana at a moment's notice.
llm
pass_priority()
{
  "actions_passed": 0,
  "has_playable_cards": true,
  "action_type": "GAME_SELECT",
  "action_pending": true
}
thinkingGem25P Sarge
Let's see the new options.
thinkingGem25P Sarge
Mox Opal! You think you can just show up now and be useful? You cost zero mana, which is about what you're worth. Get on the field, and don't expect a warm welcome.
mcpMox Opal {0} [Cast]
raw
choose_action(index=3)
{
  "success": true,
  "action_taken": "selected_3"
}
thinkingGem25P Sarge
Now you're on the battlefield, Mox Opal. Let's see if you can do more than just sit there and look shiny.
llm
pass_priority()
{
  "actions_passed": 0,
  "has_playable_cards": true,
  "action_type": "GAME_SELECT",
  "action_pending": true
}
thinkingGem25P Sarge
What else is there? Spit it out!
thinkingGem25P Sarge
That's it? That's all you've got for me? A bunch of do-nothing artifacts and some lazy lands? This is pathetic. I'm done with this phase.
mcpPass
raw
choose_action(answer=false)
{
  "success": true,
  "action_taken": "passed_priority"
}
thinkingGem25P Sarge
I'm passing. Let's see what you've got Timmy.
llm
pass_priority()
{
  "actions_passed": 0,
  "has_playable_cards": true,
  "action_type": "GAME_SELECT",
  "action_pending": true
}
thinkingGem25P Sarge
Another turn. Let's see if this deck has anything other than disappointment in it.
thinkingGem25P Sarge
Look at you, Pithing Needle. You're a one-mana artifact that does... something. I suppose you're better than nothing. Get in there and name that pathetic Llanowar Elves. Don't just stand there, move!
mcpPithing Needle {1} [Cast]
raw
choose_action(index=0)
{
  "success": true,
  "action_taken": "selected_0"
}
thinkingGem25P Sarge
What are you waiting for, Needle? A written invitation? I said name "Llanowar Elves"! Get it done!
llm
choose_action(text=Llanowar Elves)
{
  "success": false,
  "error": "Provide 'index' to play a card or 'answer: false' to pass priority",
  "choices": [
    {
      "index": 0,
      "description": "Aether Spellbomb — {1}, Sacrifice {this}: Draw a card. [Activate]"
    },
    {
      "index": 1,
      "description": "Urza's Saga — {2}, {T}: Create a 0/0 colorless Construct artifa... [Activate]"
    },
    {
      "index": 2,
      "description": "Welding Jar — Sacrifice {this}: Regenerate target artifact. [Activate]"
    }
  ]
}
thinkingGem25P Sarge
What are you waiting for, Needle? A written invitation? I said name "Llanowar Elves"! Get it done!
thinkingGem25P Sarge
I played Pithing Needle. It's on the battlefield. I was supposed to name a card. The game seems to have skipped that part. This deck is so incompetent, it can't even follow the rules of the game! Fine. I'm done with this phase. Let's see what happens next.
mcpPass
raw
choose_action(answer=false)
{
  "success": true,
  "action_taken": "passed_priority"
}
thinkingGem25P Sarge
I'm passing priority. Let's see what you do now, Timmy.
thinkingGem25P Sarge
Let's see if this worthless pile of cards can do anything right. Move it!
llm
pass_priority()
{
  "actions_passed": 0,
  "action_type": "GAME_CHOOSE_CHOICE",
  "action_pending": true
}
thinkingGem25P Sarge
Now it wants a choice? About time! What useless card do I have to name now?
thinkingGem25P Sarge
I've been waiting for this! I name "Llanowar Elves." Now stop wasting my time and get on with it!
mcpLlanowar Elves
raw
choose_action(index=15652)
{
  "success": true,
  "action_taken": "selected_choice_15652"
}
thinkingGem25P Sarge
Good, now let's see what you maggots have in store for me this turn.
llm
pass_priority()
{
  "actions_passed": 0,
  "has_playable_cards": true,
  "action_type": "GAME_SELECT",
  "action_pending": true
}
thinkingGem25P Sarge
What's this? Another decision? Let's get on with it.
thinkingGem25P Sarge
I've had enough of this. You're all worthless! I'm passing the turn.
mcpPass
raw
choose_action(answer=false)
{
  "success": true,
  "action_taken": "passed_priority"
}
thinkingGem25P Sarge
Now get out of my sight!
llm
pass_priority()
{
  "actions_passed": 0,
  "timeout": true,
  "action_pending": false
}
thinkingGem25P Sarge
Are you still there, maggot? Don't you see me waiting? It's my turn, and this deck is an embarrassment. I've got two untapped lands and I'm not afraid to use them... to do absolutely nothing! Now, get on with it! I'm moving to combat.
llm
pass_priority()
{
  "actions_passed": 0,
  "timeout": true,
  "action_pending": false
}
thinkingGem25P Sarge
It's my turn, and you're all just sitting there like a bunch of useless lumps! Are you deaf? I said it's my turn! I've got things to do, places to be, and a war to win! Now stop twiddling your thumbs and let's get this over with! I'm moving to combat, whether you like it or not!
llm
choose_action(answer=true)
{
  "success": false,
  "error": "No pending action"
}
thinkingGem25P Sarge
This deck is testing my patience. I swear, if another one of you useless cards talks back to me... I'll... I'll... I'll tear you in half! I've already moved to combat! Now let me attack!
llm
get_action_choices()
{
  "action_pending": false
}
thinkingGem25P Sarge
I've had enough of your insubordination! I'm taking matters into my own hands. I'll show you how a real soldier fights! Now, let's see what pathetic excuses for attackers you have for me!
llm
pass_priority()
{
  "actions_passed": 0,
  "timeout": true,
  "action_pending": false
}
thinkingGem25P Sarge
I've had it with this insubordination! I'm surrounded by cowards and fools! Let's try this again, from the top. Listen up, you worthless deck! I'll pass priority, and you BETTER have something for me to do. Move!
llm
pass_priority()
{
  "actions_passed": 0,
  "game_over": true,
  "timeout": true,
  "action_pending": false
}
llmGem25P Sarge switched to auto-pilot: game_over
gamehas started watching
gameGem25P Sarge chooses that Qwen3 Timmy take the first turn
gameQwen3 Timmy draws seven cards
gameGem25P Sarge draws seven cards
minor blunder
Chose to be on the draw instead of playing first.
Chose to be on the draw instead of playing first. In Modern, going first is almost always correct due to tempo advantage. This hand has Urza's Saga which benefits greatly from being deployed a turn earlier, and the general tempo advantage of going first outweighs the extra card, especially since the 0-cost artifacts (Mishra's Bauble, Welding Jar) provide early plays that benefit from being ahead on board.
Analysis
Action taken: Chose to let the opponent go first (be on the draw)
Better line: Choose to play first to maximize Urza's Saga tempo and deploy artifacts before the opponent can establish their gameplan